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Shot to hell - 30 Nov 2003
Lately, I'd been arguing with my good
friend BJ about Bose speakers.
I was trying to convince him that Bose had made great technological advances in
sound technology, and that they make the best speakers on the market. He
countered that I had been sucked in by their media hype and had been corrupted.
This had been going on, back-and-forth, for awhile. But, now it is over.
Rob told him the truth... He let BJ know that I didn't really feel that way
about Bose, that I was merely playing the devil's advocate. So, now the conflict
is over. Rob didn't know that I had greater plans in mind...
Here's the thing:
I was planning on stringing it out quite a bit longer...
BJ and I were to eventually descend into the abyss of madness, forever locked in
a death-grip struggle, ultimately being the destruction of each other's sanity,
and large portions of the world's population. The reason for the original
hostilities would have been long forgotten...
The Earth's survivors however, would have learned from the futility of our
battle. They would have seen the errors in their lives, and come to appreciate
peaceful resolutions. BJ and I will have sacrificed ourselves, and many others
with us, in order to ensure that the world entered an age of eternal peace...
People would have originally called it 'The War of the Consonants'. Later, they
would have forgotten us completely, and referred to the event simply as 'The
Beginning of Human Transcendence'...
Now, by revealing my plan too early, Rob has changed the entire course of human
history. Was it for the better? Only time may tell...
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