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My Two K's - 26 Oct 1999
The Year 2000 is approaching and for those who are unfamiliar with the Y2k
computer bug here is an explanation in question and answer format:
Q: What is the cause of the 'Y2k bug'
A: Are you kidding me? You mean you haven't heard yet? Well, too bad, I don't
want to talk about it.
Q: But isn't it true that the federal department of newsletter oversight has
decreed that every weekly publication must publish at least 17 articles about
the problems facing us in the new year?
A: I've never heard of that, but even if it's true why should I listen to them?
Q: They can take away your newsletter license.
A: I'm supposed to have a license?
Q: Anyway, despite your reluctance to speak on the cause of the problem. What
should we be doing to prepare for the problems that we may need to face.
A: Drop everything, move to Switzerland, and enroll in their military.
Switzerland remains neutral in every conflict and so, will be the only safe
place in the world during the world wars that are sure to follow in the coming
years. I mean it, don't even finish reading this article, pack your bags now and
get out of the country!!!
Q: Did you say that just to weed out the stupid and gullible people and make the
area generally safer for yourself?
A: Why haven't you left yet?
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